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Anime Mama's House of Drivel
Friday, 29 June 2007
Further reflections on MSTs
Mood:  hungry
Topic: fanfiction
I don't read lemons, but I do on occasion enjoy reading a really good skewering of a really bad lemon. (Note: To me, 99.99% of lemons are bad; I'm talking about the laughably bad ones.) I got to thinking that there should be a license for lemon writers, and you must be licensed to write and post them. To get your lemon-writing license you must a) be able to answer a few basic questions about human anatomy and sexual function and b) actually be old enough to read what you're writing. Extra credit given for recognizing that some things simply are not physically possible when one party is a foot shorter than the other. Use of the "Gee, it's hot, I think I'll take my shirt off" ploy will result in immediate and permanent revocation of the license.

Posted by anime mama at 11:30 AM PDT
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Thursday, 5 July 2007 - 4:09 PM PDT

Name: "Tanzanite"
Home Page: http://tanzanite.deviantart.com

Personally I enjoy lemmons when they're part of the fic and not viceversa. But when you see likw three lines of plot, that generally has nothing to do with the actuall personality of the characters you're reading about and nothing to justify the sudden atittude adjustement (like being hit on the head, the ingestion of a strange but very powerful substance, being the evil twin impersonating..., being brainwashed) is just boring; and in most of this cases there's a violation of at least two of the rules for lemmon writers you just posted.

Thursday, 5 July 2007 - 11:39 PM PDT

Name: anime2/nephandnaru
Home Page: http://www.nntreasury.com

"But when you see likw three lines of plot, that generally has nothing to do with the actuall personality of the characters you're reading about and nothing to justify the sudden atittude adjustement (like being hit on the head, the ingestion of a strange but very powerful substance, being the evil twin impersonating..., being brainwashed) is just boring; and in most of this cases there's a violation of at least two of the rules for lemmon writers you just posted." 

Laughing That's exactly what I'm talking about! I read one once, that took place when Nephrite came to Naru's room (that scene before he dies) and it starts with "Gee it's hot in here, I think I'll take my shirt off." And then, Nephrite's, um, "parts" would have had to be about 6 inches above his bellybutton for him and Naru to do what they were doing... Yell Thus the rule about one partner being a foot shorter than the other, and some things not being physically possible.

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